### **The Cockroach GenZ Party (CGP) Manifesto**#### **Our Vibe Check**> *”The system is completely cooked, and we are here with the receipts. We aren’t asking for a seat at their corrupt table anymore—we’re flipping it.”*>
### **1. Political Accountability
(The “No Turncoat” Clause)** * **The 20-Year Election Ban:** If an MP or MLA switches political parties after winning an election just to chase money or power, they get hit with an immediate, un-appealable **20-year ban** from ever contesting an election again. No more political flip-flopping for cash.
### **2. Gender Parity (Actual Representation)
** * **50% Cabinet Reservation:** We are done with token representation. Exactly **50% of all Cabinet-level government positions** must be strictly reserved for women. Full stop.
### **3. Student Rights & Fixing the Education Scam** * **Nuke the Paper Leaks:**
Immediate, aggressive criminal investigations into national exam scams, paper leaks, and testing regularities (looking right at the **NEET** disasters). * **Scrap the Scam Fees:** Absolute abolition of extortionate, capitalist administrative fees charged to students just to have their exam papers **rechecked**. * **Stop Ghosting Our Votes:** Zero tolerance for the sketchy, unauthorized deletion of legitimate young voters from the electoral rolls right before elections.
### **4. Media Integrity (Auditing the Propaganda)** * **
Check the Receipts on Mainstream Media:** Official, fully transparent public investigations and financial audits into the personal bank accounts and hidden assets of mainstream media anchors who sell propaganda instead of reporting facts.
### **5. Judicial Independence (Unbuying the Courts)** * **
### ** Judicial Independence (Unbuying the Courts)** * **No Post-Retirement Perks:** A absolute, blanket ban preventing Chief Justices and senior judges from accepting **Rajya Sabha seats** or lucrative, government-appointed luxury assignments right after they retire. Judges should protect the constitution, not audition for a post-retirement political career.
### **6. Fiscal Transparency (Show Us the Money)
### ** Fiscal Transparency (Show Us the Money)** * **The “Where Did the Tax Money Go?” Act:** Complete, open-source public accounting of massive, sketchy state funds (like PM CARES). We are ending the era of using taxpayer money to fund elite international photo-ops while labeling institutional corruption as “strategic growth.”> **The CGP Reality Check:** We wrap our movement in heavy satire, dark humor, and relentless meme warfare because traditional politics is a joke. But our core demands are dead serious: a hard return to the secular, democratic, and anti-caste constitutional values championed by **Dr. B.R. Ambedkar** and **Mahatma Gandhi**—built by the youth, for the youth.> **#CGP2026 #FixedTheSystem**>